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ClassyMassages Reviews and Quotations

Classymassages Reviews and Quotations

Please read the following direct quotations about Classymassages.

The following are comments about the Classymassages Network itself. They are direct quotations from established clientele who have visited with our ladies. 

 

“I love the term “Artist” that Classymassages’  likes to use versus the more somewhat more caustic word “Provider.” Since experiencing sessions with the “Artists” here,  I am now completely ruined for all others in this industry. I am going to stick with this service for all my “adult” needs.  Once you have experienced this type of a high caliber performance, anything else you may experience will pale in comparison.”

Client 1

 

“I have been seeing body rub, escort, and Tantra providers/companions for a very long time, and I had learned the hard way that the majority of less expensive ladies don’t meet my requirements.  Also, an escort or body rub lady who offers a quick 1 hour or less session does not sit well with me.  A shorter course may be OK for your average Joe, but I am not your average Joe. I want and deserve the best, and I do not wish to rush.

Client 2

 

“I have seen a total of nine artists at Classymassages in almost eight years. I was even fortunate enough to see Goddess Eden, who developed the specific Nuru technique they all use before she retired.  I have repeated more than once with every lady I have seen. I have even had a two-girl experience and a Couple’s experience. I am thrilled with all the services rendered. I plan on repeating here until I am too old to perform.”

Client 3

 

“I have gotten to know the lady who runs Classymassages, Rachel. She is a regular kind of girl who had established herself as a highly-ranked provider at one point. I am very comfortable with her.  She can ascertain a safety vibe I like. When it comes down to it, safety is the most important thing to me, and Classymassages is just that – safe.”

Client 4

 

“I like the requirements Classymassages mandates for looks and services.  There are six ladies I have seen that are listed, and in person, they are all simply gorgeous. The services delivered are outstanding.”

Client 5

 

“Classymassages has provided great service for me for over six years strong and has been superior in location and skill set. I also love the incall. It is one room, quite large, and always spotless, with that “classy” vibe just like its name.”

Client 6

 

“Every lady I have seen at Classymassages has been at what I would consider a “higher-end rate,” but believe you me, they have all been worth their weight in gold. When it comes to my “Johnson,” I guess I don’t want a bargain, I honestly want the best. Also, it is easier for me to pay for a sure thing than waste time looking for a discount experience, which nine times out of ten will turn out to be a waste of money.”

Client 7

 

I don’t like to think of how many other guys a less expensive provider may have to see in one day to make the same amount of money as a girl at Classymassages makes in just one session.  Rachel told me Classymassages guarantees that the artists NEVER see more than one client per day, no exception. I am VERY appreciative that I am the only client a girl at Classymassages sees in one day. Providers always say they never see more than one client per day, but when you look at their rate, you can tell by how low it is you know it is not the truth.  I do believe in Classymassages that this statement is accurate simply because the facts are there. The number of “roses” per session is very generous, and the artists additionally offer an average session length of three hours, so it makes sense to me they are all about quality NOT quantity. Low rates make me quite nervous, as there is probably a reason that they are so little, and it is never a good one.”

Client 8

 

“Honestly, I am a fairly mature man.  At this point in my life, I know what I want when spending time with a woman. When seeking this particular type of experience, I prefer to spend my time with a woman who is not only beautiful but one who has intelligence, class, and a sense of humor. For me to truly enjoy this experience, it cannot be with someone who is completely vapid and superficial. They must have depth. I prefer to spend my time with someone warm and very genuine, not an actress dripping with insincerity.  I find that the artists at Classymassages embody all those traits and so much more.”

Client 9

 

“The actual “Spa” itself is discreet, spotless, and by far the best type of atmosphere I have ever experienced. It is all about the little touches that matter. Those little touches add up and mean a lot to me.  I love that the location is private, not a hotel, not a condo with a guard gate, or not a low-class store in front of the main highway. Its location is in a private place in a quiet high-end residential area. The “Spa” has aromatic candles lit everywhere, mirrors on the walls, a massage table, a large Nuru bed, and when you walk in, there is sensual music playing. The “Spa” is very spacious, much bigger looking than the pictures show. I love that there is a fully stocked wine bar that not only has wine and champagne, but also has bottled water, soda, juices, and even Gatorade. There is a changing room and a fully stocked bathroom with everything I could ever need and a big shower with lots of hot water. They leave out a freshly laundered bathrobe and new slippers to change into along with oversized Turkish style soft bath towels and high-quality hand cloths. Even the linens on the massage table are of high quality. Trust me, a place with these types of touches in this industry is relatively unheard of.”

Client 10

 

“I usually prefer to go to the Spa, but I like that Classymassages also offers outcalls.  When I am not in the mood to go somewhere, a couple of times, I have had the “artists” come out and visit me at my South Florida home. I felt very safe having them over. I like that I did not need to worry about anything as these are well-bred women who are incredibly classy.  Rachel Cohen finds these great gals. They are all clean-cut, gracious, not on drugs, and there is never any drama going on like so many of the other girls I have seen through other services.”

Client 11

 

“I read that these artists all specialize in mature men. I am close to double the age of some of these gals. Despite our age differences, they know how to cater to my needs. They never rush me or talk regularly with mindless chatter. These girls all have substance, insight, and compassion. They leave their egos at home. They are real women who care. These women possess the ability to cater to my needs. They even allow me to cater to their needs as well, which is something I truly enjoy. Usually, a woman as beautiful as they are at Classymassages are not particularly down-to-earth, but they are all very down-to-earth, regular acting ladies. It is very refreshing.”

Client 12 

 

“Last time I booked a longer Luxury Nuru Sessions starting at 6 hours. I loved the experience because the artist was down-to-earth, and the extended time together made it feel as if it were a real date. They are all real girls that I am super comfortable around. They are never clock watchers.  I enjoyed taking this lovely gal out with me for dinner and drinks. Everywhere we went, I could sense that people were admiring how beautiful, vibrant, and classy my date was. Boy, it is a lot of fun to make heads turn with this beauty!”

Client 13

 

“All the gals I met thus far have excellent class and manners.  I never got one single “rough” vibe ever like I have with other services.”

Client 14

 

“I like their menu options of long luxury sessions.  Eventually, I will experience an overnight excursion when I can figure out enough time to make that happen. That is number one on my bucket list.”

Client 15

 

“I adore Rachel Cohen, Classymassages’ assistant. I always want something a little different every time I book. Rachel has always directed me in the right direction. I find her to be very intuitive and quite insightful. She knows her “artists.” I love that even though technically they are “independent,” they are still part of a network that guarantees that a certain quality consistently is ascertained. Rachel makes sure I am always happy and recommends one lady over the others if I am wanting something unique or seeking something specifically. “

Client 16

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Kye Rhymes With Pie

Kye Rhymes With Pie

Kye is part of the Classymassage network; not an agency but a group of Independents who use the same great incall.

The ladies offer an erotic nuru body to body massage followed by a GFE/PSE session. It is a pricey experience but well worth it. As I have used the service before, it was easy to get screened and set up an appointment at the network’s incall spa in FTL in the back of an ordinary well kept house in a very nice neighborhood. The spa is lovely, featuring candles burning, full-length mirror on the wall, king bed next to a massage table, bathroom with shower etc. Kye (rhymes with Pie) is an extremely attractive very enthusiastic, friendly person with a banging body and huge boobs on a rather small frame. Asian heritage mixed with European but definitely All-American, Hug and a kiss on arrival as she greeted me in heels and business casual attire. We chatted a while, got to know each other (learned a bit about her other life), and then I took a shower while she changed into a robe. In a few minutes, I was face down… Highly recommend the KYE experience. Amazing body, incredible skills and a real sweetheart.

We went on the bed and she was naked and sliding her oiled nuru’ed bountiful breasts up and down my back. I watched this luscious creature in the mirror as she tended to me. This was definitely the start of something big.

Her naked body slid up and down from neck to feet, teasing me as she went along. She also repeatedly made sure her body’s pressure on me was not hurting me; this is funny as I am twice her size. The sexy rub and slide went on for several minutes and she eased a great deal of tension in some areas and created tension in others (mainly my cock). After a while, it was time for me to flip over on my back and she repeated the slide in more detail. At one point our lips met and we shared some deep french kisses. She teased my nipples with her hot tongue and then moved down to my engorged cock. She slowly licked and sucked me and spread some oil with her hands to supplement her mouth action. This was an incredible BBBJ, definite cock worship going on with some teasing, slow licks, quick sucks. She is a Nuru artist as well as an oral artist. I was getting close a few times to an explosion and she skillfully pulled away and resumed the tease. When it felt like I really would lose it, I positioned her small frame around to sit on my face and ate her delicious slippery pussy as she moaned, giggled, and writhed with pleasure. We then went into an extremely passionate 69. I licked and sucked on her swollen clit, inserted a finger into her as she again made sloppy on my cock. Oral action with her is amazing. she loves it. I broke it off before I could come though, suited up, and slowly entered her wet kitty, starting in cowgirl, moving to doggy, and then finishing that part of the passion in mish. I really enjoyed hitting her from behind and watching us in the mirror. Judging from her coos and moans she did too. After a spirited session of passionate lovemaking, she resumed oral action. This time it was slow and wet to completion. I didn’t get the whole tantric education but she explained what she would do to me and she did it. It lasted and lasted until I could no longer hold back and I shot into her mouth – and it lasted and lasted. I felt like it was one of the most intense and long O’s I have ever experienced. I was spent, and she was so sweet to clean and transfer me over from bed to the massage table where she gave me a rub for the rest of the time. I took one more quick shower to remove the oil, dressed, chatted some more, gave her a kiss, and bade farewell.

She is amazing. I highly recommend Kye rhymes with Pie who tastes better than pie. I don’t often repeat, but what she offers is unique, so I just might.

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See Blake, NOT a Mistake

See Blake, NOT a Mistake

General Details

A new lady from Rachel at Classy Massages, she was recommended by a friend and DID NOT dissapoint. Normal set up process via text with Rachel…easy as a repeat client.

Not to be missed! VIP’s read on.

The Juicy Details

Was looking for someone new and low volume and Blake fit the profile. She arrive on time and looked stunning but arrived discreetly  as I requested.

Started with some LFK then moved to DFK. Easy to talk to and she set the mood with candles she brought with and i chose the music. Got naked and she started the nuru trance…amazing skills and teasing in all the right ways.

I could not resist so more DFK, breast play with those sexy bars in the nipples..went to town on her delicious coochie and se seemed to genuinely appreciate the attentions. Not a faker and willing to ask for what she wants which i LOVE. On to BBBJ with lots of spit and great technique, paying attention to all the areas that matter ;). Balls, ass, shaft and tip. Great eye contact.

On went the cover and we went at it pretty hard, CG, RGC, Mish and Doggy. so much fin that the time went by in a blink of an eye.

After my first pop we lay together and chatted as if old friends, very sexy and down to earth at the same time. She helped me masturbate to another pop and helped me clean up. More kissing and chatting an our time was up.

She is really intelligent, a great conversationalist, a fit petite body to die for with a butt of perfection and some of the bluest eyes I have ever seen.

Will definitely repeat, you should too!

: Peterdas58′ s review of Blake Langford (theeroticreview.com)

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Blake: Not a Fake!

Blake: Not a Fake!

I selected Blake not solely because of her pics, which were definitely lovely. I selected her because of what I read about her. The majority of girls in this high-class industry are generally self-absorbed, narcissistic, and act very greedy and entitled. I don’t care how attractive they may be on a physical level. I find those particular attributes in a woman to be a major turn-off. Blake’s personality description was unique, as she sounded like a person who I would enjoy spending time with.  The vibe I got was that she was in this work not just to make money, but for an adventure. And upon our meeting, I was proven right.

Getting into seeing Blake was a bit tricky as the week I was seeking she had limited availability, as did I. The reference screening to get into see her was painless. I found text messaging her assistant Rachel back and forth a very smooth procedure. She even has excellent grammar in text messaging. The booking style was classy in every way.

I was greeted at the private residence of Classymassages by an All-American beauty with sparkling blue eyes and gorgeous, super long dark purple hair. She is full of energy and very warm. She has an edgy modern appearance and trendy style that was super hot. I immediately liked her. She is slender, athletic, and petite with a juicy butt and yummy thighs. Her breasts are super nice and perky. No complaints from me in the looks department, as I found her quite easy on the eyes. Even if I did not like how she looked, I still would have been happy, because Blake is fantastic.

But as I predicted, the best part was her personality and attitude. And yes, oh boy, unexpectedly expert sensual skills.

The entire time her attention and focus were on me, just like she advertised. She is indeed s a great listener. She is extremely intelligent, I would say by far the most intelligent woman in this line of business I have met yet. She has a sunny personality, is sincere and compassionate. I could tell she enjoyed being there with me, and that this type of work did not seem like a job to her.

She is a master of Tantra and has a lot of techniques I have never experienced anywhere else. She is probably the most talented artist I have ever personally experienced in my entire career of hobbying.

First of all, Blake is the oral queen. She blew me for over an hour straight, using a variety of techniques that kept me hard and turned on the entire time without coming. Being a blow job man, I was in Heaven. Blow jobs are the most important thing to me. She is the best.

Her Nuru skills are outstanding. She used a lot of oil, climbed onto me, and gave me a helluva Nuru massage. It felt insanely good. Great actually.  Nuru Massage is all about intuition, and Blake is an extremely intuitive artist. She has all the Nuru moves down I could have ever hoped for and more.

The sex was also outstanding. The majority of it was tantric intensely erotic sex, meaning there was not a lot of fake thrusting, hardcore pornographic sex like I was used to from girls in this industry.  We actually connected on an energetic frequency and proceeded just to hold each other close why we were having sexual intimacy. It felt so incredible I really have no words to describe it. I think I left my body a few times and visited the stars in a faraway galaxy. Blake really offers a type of sex that really is unique.

Her attention was completely focused on me. She is a confident girl but has that side to her that is very into pleasing and servicing me like a King. No underlying arrogance or entitled attitude was found. It was a nice change for me to experience this.

I also found her extraordinarily receptive and orgasmic. She is very open-minded. She tastes fantastic and is very tight.

If you have not experienced the Classymassages Spa, you are in for a treat. The place is in a private home, and it is clean and beautiful. I was duly impressed. On the outside, it is a private home that is well kept, understated, and discreet. The inside is just marvelous. I mean, seriously a treat. By far, the nicest place hands down I have ever personally visited.

If you are looking for a mindless experience with someone vapid and hot in a fake South Beach way, that is not Blake. Blake is girl-next-door pretty, and a girl-next-door person. Do not expect girl-next-door boring, however. She is very stylish, exciting, and has the hottest sensual side that I will definitely be experiencing again whenever I visit next. Her attitude and sexual skills are, by far, the most outstanding I have ever experienced.

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